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Has Blake Overstayed The Voice's Welcome?
Hi there. Welcome to this Rankling. Take a seat, get comfy. We need to talk about how Blake Shelton is a misogynist dick, so we might be here awhile. I know, and I'm sorry. It's a topic I've purposely...
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It's A Full House On The Voice
Another year, another four teams filled. We may have seen our last dramatic chair turn of the season, but let's hope there are still more hilariously uncomfortable Bob Saget and John Stamos moments to...
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The Voice's Battles Begin
Joan Jett, Sammy Hagar, Bette Midler, and Charlie Puth walk onto set. That's not the set-up to a bad joke, it's what actually happens this week, as we venture into the Battles. And you have to ask:...
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The Voice Battles With Stylists And Vocal Stylings
Look, I think we all just need to agree on something upfront: Miley Cyrus is living her best life, and her best life includes wearing a boldly patterned, orange satin pajama-like jumpsuit on national...
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The Voice Wows, For Once
Even after 10.5 seasons, and literally a thousand-plus mediocre performances, The Voice still occasionally wows, and when it does, it wows BIG -- so big that even scruffy Carson (he's working...
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Have No Fear, Gwen Stefani Will Officially Be Coming Back To The Voice Next...
So, with Gwen Stefani back in, who'll be out? Adam Levine. No, just kidding. Adam will never be pried out of that gigantic rotating chair. Miley Cyrus will actually be sitting out this next round, but...
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Is The Voice Over Itself?
Only one night after wowing us with an incredible Battle, The Voice makes a case against itself by presenting three of the season's worst Battles back-to-back-to-back to close out the round. Each is...
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The Voice Said Knock You Out
Oh hey, welcome to the Knockout Round. It's just like the Battle Round, only with 50% more music and 50% less suspense, since by now the coaches have wised up and started pitting A-listers against...
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The Voice Knocks Out One Last Debut
Hey, Voicers, you know what we haven't done yet this season? Talk about Carson. Our blue-eyed baby is looking a little worse for the wear lately -- his face, in particular, is looking puffy -- but his...
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The Voice Knocks Out Another Round
Imagine you're Carson Daly. Life's not so bad, right? You've got a couple of Emmys, a couple of kids, and a steady gig that keeps you fairly well-clothed two television seasons a year. Sure, you're...
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