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The Voice Goes Live
Welcome to the Live Playoffs! Things have apparently gotten a little out of hand, and while poor Carson's doing his best to catch us all up -- each coach gets to bring back one eliminated performer...
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Night 2 Of The Voice's Live Playoffs Has Us Standing At Attention
Forgive me, dear readers, for skipping over Christina's half-gloves and tramp hair, and Adam's incredible suit vest, but we really need to get to the good stuff: Pharrell's hat. It says "PLANT." Or to...
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Introducing The Voice's Top 12
Elimination nights are always a tough, but necessary evil: they help thin the herd, keep things interesting, and eventually crown the winner. Still, it can't be easy to be the coach or host...
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The Voice, Brought To You By Chase
Have you heard the news? No, I don't mean that Christina's bringing back the cleavage rhombus. Original songs are back! Errr, well, they will be, once we get to the finals. They're sponsored by Chase,...
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The Voice Votes Make No Sense
Look, I'm not one to complain about Carson Daly (much), but do his navy suit and baby blue shirt seem a little too Today show for anyone else? Something about it is just far too full of early morning...
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Prince Would Kick The Voice Off His Stage
As the world mourns Prince, a skinny, 5'2" Artist often draped in purple sequins, The Voice has the audacity to challenge the Purple One's legacy of sexiness by forcing Blake Shelton -- the most...
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The Voice, Primary Edition
There's something that just feels right about having an elimination and primary night in one; it's a little bit cutthroat, a little bit depressing, and a whole lot amazing. Take, for instance, the...
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The Voice Gets Two Key Endorsements
In this, the primary season of our discontent, there are at least three universal truths that must be acknowledged: Ted Cruz is probably not the Zodiac Killer (the face fits, but the timing doesn't...
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The Voice Gets It Right For A Change
My Fellow Americans, Good evening/whatever time it is that you're reading this. (Early morning conference call? Lunch break?) I write to you now, at this crucial juncture in the competition, out of...
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Everyone On The Voice Has An Off Night
Here's a riddle for you. What do you get when you add a country boy, a SoCal girl, a couple of broken hearts, and access to primetime television? Answer: a performance that somehow manages to toe the...
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The Voice Is 4 Real
Oh man, you guys. What. Is. Happening. In that picture? Laith looks like he should be serving coffee at Central Perk. Shalyah looks older than Annalise Keating. Alisan apparently just returned from...
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The Voices Duet, To Their Detriment
Welcome to the semi-finals! Doesn't it feel like this season has been on for a thousand years? Or maybe I'm thinking of the presidential primaries. They'll both be determined by Twitter once President...
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The Voice Finds Its Finalists
Here we are again: another season come and (almost) gone, without so much as a hint as to the history between Carson and Christina. (You know those Eminem lyrics are at least partly true.) When will...
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The Voice Finals Deliver, Carson Says Meh
You really have to give it to Carson; he spent the early aughts closing down Times Square on a whim because his friends Nick Carter and Justin Timberlake decided to drop by his office for lunch, and...
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The Voice Drags Itself Across The Finish Line
Guys, I have a confession to make: earlier this evening (as I type this it's that weird time on the cusp of midnight, making it still technically Tuesday) I mistook the recap show as the final, final...
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EHG Mini: Back-To-School Blues
Which shows' fall premieres are we already exhausted by? https://pinecast.com/listen/da32755b-fd65-4e80-8da8-9491645681e1.mp3 On iTunes On Google Play On Stitcher Download Podcast RSS How To Submit...
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Season 11 Of The Voice Comes In Like A(n Extremely Tame) Wrecking Ball
Hell-oooo Voice-ers! Welcome to Season 11. It's got everything: Miley Cyrus with semi-normal hair and oversized flowers on oversized denim, Alicia Keys without makeup but a natural ethereal glow (does...
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The Voice Gets Girl Power
Well, well, well, look who's bringing back the Spice Girl vibes. It's Miley and Alicia, ya'll! They're tag-teaming Adam and Blake like there's no tomorrow, amplifying fellow kickass female performers,...
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Watch Seth Meyers Have A 'Forced Friendship' With Miley Cyrus On Late Night!
As the newest coach on the NBC hit show The Voice, Miley Cyrus deserves a grand ol' welcome to the network. But, uh -- trying to force her to buddy up with Seth Meyers is probably a step in the wrong...
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Adam Levine Has Some Explaining To Do On The Voice
All right, look, America. Here's where we're at: I'm writing this on Monday night, 3.5 episodes into Season 11 Blind Auditions -- leading into a presidential debate that features the most qualified...
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